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Please do NOT hire us.......

Posted on September 05, 2014
Archive : September 2014
Category : Marketing
10 great reasons why you shouldn't hire us!!
The great thing about what we do is the HUGE variety of businesses and people we get to work with.

However to do what we do really well for our clients we have to be a good “fit.”

Our approach and thinking is very different and because of that we are not for everybody.

Since we started our business we have come to know ourselves much better, where our strengths are and how we can deliver real results for our clients.

So it also goes that we have learnt to step away from those clients that we know are probably not going to have the same attitude and passion for this business as we have. (To be honest there is nothing more depressing than wanting a client’s business to succeed for them more than they do!)

So here are some reasons why you shouldn’t hire us….

  • You want us to unquestioningly give you exactly what you asked for (as opposed to what may be better for your business)
  • You don’t want to hear about new ideas and innovative marketing methods that may help you get more business.
  • You only like communicating via email or telepathy!! (we don’t read minds)
  • You want to carry on doing things the way you always have, even though it hasn’t actually worked for your business
  • You think the internet & Social Media is just a phase and only for the “younger” generation.
  • You want your web company to magically come up with several uniquely different ideas so that you can pick one!
  • You don’t want to spend the time with us allowing us to get to know your business and customers in more detail.
  • Think that the “content” on your site is just a “5” minute job which Helen on the reception desk can probably write as she has some time on her hands!
  • Think a new website alone will instantly get you lots more customers!
  • If the cheapest and fastest are the most important factors rather than, cost effective, custom designed, most appropriate for your business, with unlimited FREE support, than you need to refine your Google search. Try typing in “cheap websites”

If however you want some honest, refreshing and expert advice please do call us….. we don’t bite.. honestly!!

I engaged PinkJelly Marketing to help my platform recover from a Google Penalty and to consult ongoing around improvements to our web marketing strategy in general. I found both Vikki and Caroline excellent to deal with and the website results were stunning after their involvement.

Jon Haimes - The Garden Furniture Centre.

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